Hello and HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK TO MEEEEE! Let's party this Saturday in celebration of June 16th being the best day of the year at Cabo, shall we?!

In the meantime, let's celebrate the internet.

• LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY: Unfortunately, you shouldn't bring your kittens to the bar. You could get arrested.
• This survey provided way too much fun at my party on Friday night. Seriously. Ask your guys these questions.
• Nope, I sure can't paint with my tongue or squirt milk from my eyes, but these guys with really unusual talents can.
• Fellas, watch out for the ladies who carry designer handbags. They're more likely to lie, cheat, and steal!
• And ladies, if you want the wedding dress from Twilight, SITC, and more, you can totally buy them!
• Craigslist ads have become more of a joke these days.. and these are ones you should DEFINITELY just laugh at.
• Looking for the funniest tweets of the day? Click here for a constant laugh!
• Apparently these are 50 things men don't have to do before they die... I disagree with some of them.
• Also, Sweden lets someone different run their Twitter every week, and this week's is hilarious.
• Virginia Beach isn't the only one! Another city is fining people for cussing in public.
• Apparently 50 Cent has a bitch named Oprah... and Oprah herself called him out on it.
• and the most AWKWARD headline ever: Rob Kardashian's mom gave him a boner.....
• There are many, but these are the 35 most WTF Kanye West moments.
• THIS is an amazing Star Wars themed HOME THEATER.
  
   
• This video is just SO TRUE! What nicknames do you have in your phone for people?!